Flashes of Merriment

 


What? You want me to hit the ball UNDER the net? I thought I was supposed to hit it OVER the net!

 

Look! I'm almost as tall as the door!


 

Okay, nobody look at the camera! (Part 1)

 

O...kay, we tried skiing... Now let's go back to the indoor tennis courts.

 

Yep, it's Olga, Valeria, me and this...this...psychotic cat!

 

You're hitting it too fast!

 

I'll bet that guy doesn't know there's alligators in that pond...

 

That big tennis ball behind me? Well, the Jolly Green Giant was here earlier, practicing...

 

No, she's not cross-eyed, she just likes to goof on photographers...

 

Yeah, I'm cool...now, somebody just please tell me where the court is...

 

And this here is my friend, Natalia. She *never* needs a flashlight!

 

Okay, nobody look at the camera! (Part 2)

 

See, if you hold the racquet level, like this, then you can take it on a picnic, and use it like a plate. For example. you could put a sandwich on it, and maybe a glass of juice, if you have good balance. But no, I wouldn't try putting soup in it!

 

Okay, now, you get 60 seconds ... 2 points for every green balloon you pop with that racquet, and 5 points for each white one...

 

Yeah, I have a cell phone. Like, everybody has a cell phone, don't they? Now if somebody would just call me...

 

And last, but not least, an award for the person who arranged all these pretty balloons...

 




One hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry.
Ecclesiastes


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